Bar Examination
We, the Justices of this Supreme Cart, are excited that you have chosen to pursue admission to the Bar of the Supreme Cart. On this page, you will find the requirements of the bar examination, the bar examination itself, as well as instructions on how to submit your answers and insight as to what comes next in the admission process.
REQUIREMENTS
Mandatory Dress Code. While we are aware that the way of the world has carelessly veered toward policies of “casual Fridays,” or even full-time “dress-down” policies about the workplace, we of the Supreme Cart hold rigidly and steadfastly to traditional values of sartorial decorum. Though the bar examination is administered remotely and electronically, and thus does not lend itself easily to enforcement of any mandatory dress code, we fully expect all applicants to dress in proper business attire. We remain confident there will be absolutely no seersucker.
SUBMISSION INSTRUCTIONS
In the following section, you will find the questions of the current examination. Your answers should be recorded in the body of an e-mail sent to supremecartblog@gmail.com. (At this time we are unfortunately unable to accept answers submitted in attachments.) Your e-mail should include your name as you wish it to be printed on your certificate and membership card, should you be successfully admitted to the Bar of the Supreme Cart.
EXAMINATION
1. What is the jurisdiction of the Supreme Cart?
2. Justices of the Supreme Cart may make sua sponte appearances to mobile gastronomic enterprises. True or false?
3. Which of the following persons may petition for cartiorari?
a) Citizen of the Great State of New York
b) Proprietor of mobile gastronomic enterprise
c) Citizen of the Commonwealth of Virginia
d) All of the above
4. Decisions of the Supreme Cart granting or denying cartiorari are subject to appeal. True or false?
5. If a member of the public believes that a Supreme Cart decision is erroneous and should be reviewed, which of the following petitions may be filed?
a) Petition for Writ of Certiorari
b) Petition for Reconsideration
c) Petition for Cartiorari
d) Petition for Special Consideration
6. How many Justices currently sit on the Supreme Cart?
7. In which case did the Supreme Cart enunciate the test for determining whether a menu item qualifies as street food?
a) In re El Floridano, 2 Catt. 2 (2011)
b) In re Red Hook Lobster Pound, 2 Catt. 1 (2011)
c) In re Eat Wonky (The Whoopie Pie Case), 2 Catt. 5 (2011)
d) In re Seoul Food (The Beef Bibimbap Case), 3 Catt. 2 (2011)
WHAT COMES NEXT
Congratulations! Be proud that you have sought membership in such an esteemed society as the Supreme Cart Bar. After submitting your answers to supremecartblog@gmail.com, you wait while we determine your eligibility for membership. The results are released the first of each month, assuming no one contacts the Board of Bar Examiners (the “Board”) inquiring as to their results. We repeat, DO NOT CONTACT THE BOARD FOR YOUR RESULTS.